Results tagged “stds”

Miles, 42, is being sued for a laundry list of items after witnesses claim he crashed a holiday party, yelled obscenities, brandished a gun and got his snog on with another man's wife. Oh, and in addition to compensatory and punitive damages, the suit also requests that Miles submit a blood sample to be tested for STDs.

Sure, David Sedaris is all the rage. And with good reason. His faux-angry satire always provides us with a hearty laugh. Even more so when we hear him read it. He's one of the great humor writers in the country today. Here's the catch, he's not even the funniest person in his family. We love David but give us Amy Sedaris any day. The absurdly funny Amy has kept us laughing for years with...

We love pirates. Even though the whole weed-winded sect of armchair academia has long-proved, beyond any reasonable doubt, ninjas are far, far superior in every category of comparison from hand-to-hand combat to headwear to macramé trivet production. Hands/hooks down, the ninja reigns supreme.