Entries from Austinist tagged with 'jessicaalba'
October 9, 2007
*The views expressed in Truesday are those of the author and do not represent Austinist as a whole. Thank heavens.* -The Editors Bro-dawgs, huddle around the Axe Body Wash fountain and check this out: There’s a new lounge opening up where that freakshow movie place used to be, and it’s gonna be sweet bangin’ with more honeys than we’ll be able to drug in a single night, and more lesser bro-hams than we’ll be......
Continue Reading "Truesday: Groundhogging and The Continental Drift"September 21, 2007
Another Friday means another round of fresh outta the box movies. With summer's end possibly mere weeks away, these are our last days to indulge in the pastime of escaping Austin's scorching good vibes to sit in distracted air-conditioned comfort. And in some parts of the country it's already fall, which means there's a bumper crop of new movies out! The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford: On one hand, this period......
Continue Reading "New Movie Releases!"June 15, 2007
From big blockbusters to foreign films, there's something for everyone being released today. These overviews should help you choose which movies you'd like to shell out for this weekend. DOA: Dead or Alive We thought DOA meant dead on arrival, but fans of video games and girls in bikinis likely won't quibble with the title of this action movie featuring scantily clad heroines. Babes! Yeah! Eagle vs. Shark Nerds kiss while wearing animal costumes,......
Continue Reading "Sharks and Surfers and Nancies, Oh My: New movie releases"September 30, 2005
The summer movie season is over, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t any good flicks to look forward to. In fact, we’ve found that they often save the best ones for last. You know, just in time for Mr. Oscar (well, in some cases. Sorry, Jessica Alba). We’re pretty excited about a couple of the films being released today, which we’re sure will be apparent in our completely biased summaries of them.......
Continue Reading "Serenity Now! New Movie Releases"April 4, 2005
We played hooky on Friday to spend a little over two hours letting Robert Rodriguez, Mickey Rourke and Co. kick our ass in "Sin City." Since we imagine many of you have not seen it, we won't give away too much. We will just say, get your ass to the movie theater and see it. Regardless of your taste in films, we feel you will walk away satisfied. Whether you enjoy or have never......
Continue Reading ""Sin City" will Kick Your Ass...and You'll Like It!"