*The views expressed in Truesday are those of the author and do not represent Austinist as a whole. Thank heavens.* -The Editors You can’t deny- The other side- Don’t want to die- Any more than we do. What I’m trying to say, Is don’t they pray- To the same God that we do? Tell me how does God choose? Whose prayers does he refuse? Who turns the wheel- Who throws the dice- On the......

Third time's supposed to be the charm, but someone forgot to tell Mister Carlin - the foul-mouthed funnyman has cancelled both of tomorrow's shows at the Paramount Theatre, making these the third and fourth appearances he's reneged on since January. From the Austin Business Journal: "We are as frustrated about this as you are," the theater said in an email to its patrons. "We will, however, do everything we can to assist you in......