Box Mag Launch Party @ Mugshots, Tonight

Box Magazine's throwing another party tonight, this time to celebrate the launch of Box #3 -- what we've taken to calling "That Milk Issue."

"Fetish," as it's properly titled, features all manners of ridiculous, hilarious, and questionably sexy turn-ons -- with helpful pictures. Things like: nasophilia ("sexual attraction to noses"), kleptophilia ("sexual arousal derived from stealing"), arborophilia ("sexual arousal related to trees"), and several more that we really can't print here for fear of our site being banned by your company's internet monitoring software.

Needless to say, we really, really don't recommend that you download this at work, but take a peek at it in your off time. Or use your cubicle mate's computer, because everyone secretly hates him anyways.

Tonight, they're hosting a party at Mugshots (East 7th and Trinity, one block west of Red River), with DJ sets by Willis Dyer, Car Stereo (Wars) and "friends," a "professional" pillow fight, and, as befits their newly established tradition, tantalizing burlesque by Bunny Le Roi, one of the magazine's editors. Plus, they're giving away a pair of JB sneaks to whoever has the hottest mugshot of the evening.