Ballsy Blonde Pulls Bank Heist

Austin police are on the lookout for a 20-something woman who robbed a Wachovia Bank in Northwest Austin yesterday.

Described as being about 5'2" tall and weighing roughly 115 pounds, the itty bitty bandit sported a red "sweater-jacket" — in 86 degree weather, for shame — and a UT cap. While it's unclear whether a weapon was used during the stick-up, this sassy lady was able to sandbag the bank teller into handing over a chunk of cash, whereupon she departed on foot.

Those with tips are invited to call 512-974-5092.

Photo property of Wachovia Bank

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The police should hunt her down the same way I'm going to try to hunt her down...via MySpace. The only difference is that they want to throw her in the pokey and I want to run away to Mexico with her. Any "pokey" that supervenes after that point is okay with me too.

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It was probably just the latest requirement for getting into a sorority. "bitches, go rob a bank and report back to rush pronto!"

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Sorry. I needed money for a boob job and Daddy wouldn't cough up the cash.

And milkman, as if. Why would I want to run away to Mexico? That place is, like, full of mexicans!

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